Gloveshot

Fruitcakeville

The temperature yesterday reached 99F. Kinda warm for Minnesota, known more for the lakes and trees that populate the state. But all of that seems in peril these days as 'The Situation" in the Middle East continues to escalate. After the Russians spent about 10 years bombing the shit out of Afghanistan, the US took over and bombed the shit out of it for 3 more. The bombings of Iraq by US Allied forces have destroyed much of that country. Now it looks like Israel and Lebanon are going to try and bomb each other to dust. The calls are out on Right-Wingnut-Radio stations for bombing Iran because they are supplying high tech weapons to the Hezbollah group. I am sure there are many wingnut radio stations in the Arab world asking for the bombing of the US because the US supplies weapons of mass destruction to Israel. And don't forget North Korea, where a guy with an ego even greater than Bush is trying to make nuclear weapons and long range missiles while his people are starving.

Soon, if things continue to escalate, we may find ourselves in a situation where overlooking a pool of water and the greenery around it will become impossible. We are only a whisker away from bring attacked by a resident from Fruitcakeville. Just as US scientists have created biological and chemical agents under the guise of anti-terrorism, others have developed them to combat Western aggression. I can't give you the details, because those details are top-secret. But I'm pretty sure the shit is out there.

So what happens when a Christian lab-virus gets mixed with some Islamic lab-virus and the resulting goop gets incubated by some Korean nukes? Will any of the worlds water supply, crops, wildlife, greenery or people survive. Or will everything be killed by the residents of Fruitcakeville?

posted by gloveshot @ 5:31 AM